1. You schedule a phone call to discuss the logical flow of a preschool classroom that ends in an argument as to whether or not you eat lunch or go to recess first. (Lunch first, of course!)
2. You become involved in an epic, in-depth conversation about your favorite Disney Princesses. And when you share the fact that you spent an evening (okay several) perfecting your rendition of the dramatic opening of Belle’s ‘Provincial Life’ in Beauty and the Beast, and wonder how it’s possible to do all the townspeople’s parts as well as Belle’s, no one flinches. In fact, they express jealousy and add it to their to-do lists.
3. You label ‘being unable to find Dora The Explorer’s hairbrush’ a toy emergency.
Ever step back like that? Where am I? I ask. I can not answer.